You know that age-old adage about life going smoother if you "just don't think about" the things that bother you? Okay, so maybe it's not age-old. And maybe it's not really an adage. But I have heard it way too often for it to actually make sense.

I mean, if you "don't think" about something, then you are making a conscious effort not to think about it, which is practically the same as thinking about it. And in any case, sometimes you have to think about things to realize that you really didn't have to think about them in the first place.

So I'm going to dedicate this page to all the (in)significant thoughts that have ever existed. If they can't make life smoother, at least they'll make it more interesting.